Students Disappointed by Lack of Free Pizza at Herman Cain Event
Monthly Archives: May 2012
Golden Dawn: “This Reich Will Last A Thousand Dollars!”
Forbes Releases Annual “Top Ten Preschools” List
Creepy Friend Request Guy Actually Requesting Kidney, Nbd
SILICON VALLEY, CA — In a press conference last Monday, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced several new updates to the timeline template, the most noteworthy being a new feature which indicates whether or not the user is an organ donor. “Eighteen people around the world die each day waiting for a heart, liver, or kidney transplant,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference, “and by adding this new feature, I hope to change that. Kind of like Bono and…AIDS, right? Bono
Evanston Police “Best Dressed,” CSO Officer Inspired to Audition for America’s Next Top Model
Morty Upgrades from “WTF NU” to “Actually Guys? Seriously?” Email Template
North By Northwestern Adding New “Racism” Section
Chet Haze’s Cellphone Dies, Attributed to “Weakness”
Scientists Debate Origins of Obama's Same Sex Marriage Stance
WASHINGTON – President Obama has stated that his views on same sex marriage are “evolving,” culminating in an interview where he announced his support for the practice. The scientific community has since been abuzz looking for theories as to why this transformation occurred. The first main camp contains the gradual evolutionists. Evolutionary Biologist William Smith summarized this position, saying, “Obama has had a long political career and has gradually adapted to a changing environment via natural selection.” He added, “Those
BoxCo Claims Final Unused Box Clip-Art