Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
âWe werenât sure how people were going to react,â Tim stated in their joint press release. âWould our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldnât take that risk.â
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: âI’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.â In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Mobyâs sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Timâs own mother claimed her son âcompletely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillowâ to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: âIâm just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.â Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as âthe Third Industrial Revolutionâ. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Mobyâs announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if itâs uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
Put my big hairy bawls in yr mouths
âIâm just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.â
hiiii
infuckignlovedcum
Tim and moby are gay, accept it. ^^
wait so the robot has a dick?âŠ
I never knew this was a thing at all until I found a TikTok of it wowzaers
god this is the best piece of literature Iâve ever consumed
THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO LOUD IN CLASS OML
Bro the fact that they are gay is cute. I’M GAY TOOOOOO<33
tims kinda hot tho-
I KNEW THEY BE BANGIN
BE WHO YOU AREEEE
FOR YOUR PRIDEEEE
Tim stopped sleeping with his anime body pillow to sleep with Moby.
Wait the robot has a D-?
AHHHH WHAT???? IM SO MAD WHY
THEY DO WHAT??
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!
ok but who tops
HII BESTIEESSS HOW YOU DOIJNN
no you gay for thinking their gay
ur mom
what.
a bow thatâllâŠ. what? uwuâŠâŠ.
shut up pineapples you know what i meant ;p
Iâm pineapples
OMG MIKE OXLONG
HI
FIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDYFIVE NIGHT AT FREDY
âŠ
I DO NOT SUPPORT THIs (jk this is interesting)
i want to see their twitter
poopy stinky
Yas slay ladies
YASSSSSSSSSSSS I SUPPORT YALLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333333333333333333333333
i will have ur mom
what the *
I AGREE IZULEO ENTHUSIAST
almost fruity as me
no wonderim gay now
Beep beep ..beep
uhh
Ok but like…
Interesting…
you go gaylords!
im in love with Mike Oxlong.
I like gay sex.
Help I didnât know that was a thing till now and get it bro lmao and please stop hating on this let them be itâs there livesâ but you go Tim and moby
PLS WHAT IS THIS IM SHARTING
moby looks like an among us piss jar
YEAHHHHHHHH I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
Me After The
ay no ship it-