Tim and Moby of BrainPOP Officially Come Out As Gay
After years of speculation, the man/robot duo Tim and Moby, famous for videos loved by overly ambitious elementary schoolers, have publicly announced their status as a gay couple.
âWe werenât sure how people were going to react,â Tim stated in their joint press release. âWould our young viewers still be able to retain basic educational topics if they knew we were raw-dogging it off screen? For a long time, we just couldnât take that risk.â
Over the years, countless allegations have been made about the status of their relationship, although these allegations have always been denied. One anonymous source claimed to have seen Tim and Moby in a New York City alley in 2011: âI’m not sure that Moby needed to be on his knees to get his system rebooted.â In addition, a business associate once caught Tim stroking Mobyâs sensory wires under the table during a meeting, and in 2015, even Timâs own mother claimed her son âcompletely abandoned his weebo [sic] body pillowâ to sleep next to a smooth, hard, man-shaped robot. However, Tim has always been quick to brush aside these claims: âIâm just a guy with his robot. The suction feature was there when I got him.â Meanwhile, Moby is incapable of human speech, but in the past was known for beeping angrily and printing extra copies of GQ when asked about his sexuality.
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as âthe Third Industrial Revolutionâ. Parents of BrainPOP viewers also seem to approve, although some are concerned that their children will start viewing their household appliances as potential sexual partners – toasters seem to be the main suspect, with all their hot holes.
Coincidentally, Pope Francis endorsed same-sex marriage mere days after Tim and Mobyâs announcement, although he has yet to state whether the Catholic Church will extend this welcome to couples where one partner can only understand the Bible if itâs uploaded onto their hard-drive through robotic colonoscopy.
Really I can feel them! My Roomate is a tech and makes robots and made me one that looks like Moby for my birthday Now everyday I fuck Moby and my roommate
Slay queen yesssss
mmmngh i loooooove it !!âșïž
RAW-DOGGING IT LMFAO
This is the revelation we have all needed. with this comes the rapture. i will wed them. thursday.
this made go freaky with my toaster and i am currentlyin the hospitsal weith third deegree nburns
This has to be a shitpost
We love robots but hate gays #homophobic #cishet-robolove #GetRidOfEm
i hate robots they make me act up. look i know i may not know how they work but they make me work
Moby is a mack daddy
yes it’s true… i fucked mobey! you can get over it now it’s not that big of a deal!! love is love and i love my robot <3
HELPMNEMSA (follow me on m y socials ermmm izzyllolz) (BYLER IS CANON) (i love byler i wish gay people were real) (i am transmasc mike wheel irl)
i would fuck a sexy ass robot tho, i want that robussy
Damn I love gay ppl and I would feel like Tim too like Moby is so hot. Like GRRR DADDY I LOVE YOU. *play deepthroat* #spotify #Gay #sexy #stripper #livingInYourWalls
Im going to fart so loudooddddd
I LOVE THE TASTE OF ROBO DICK
The GAY AGENDA is SPREADING to our CHILREN!!!11!!1! Next thing you know, our CHILDREN will be trying to marry TOASTERS!1!!! You can’t even FUCK a TOASTER! We need to make a LAW that BANS all THE A B C D L M N O P COMMUNITY! THE ALPHABET CRUSADERS CAN NO LONGER CONTROL US! AS LEVITICUS:22 SAYS, ALL GAY PEOPLE GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
if moby had a dick it would probably have a vibrator built in
The best use of the internet since it has ever created fr
Me gusta estar con tim end mobi
Me gusta estar con tim end mobi
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is it normal for my son demitris jr the third to be jerking off to a toaster he also said he was robot sexual care to explain? #WAP #wine #momlife
is it normal for my son demitris juantavious jr the third to be jerking off to a toaster he also said he was robot sexual care to explain? #WAP #wine #momlife
so emotional, made me cum #queerpride
this is just wrong, i watched this when i was a kid and yet i never knew…
relatable
nahh i sure hope my brother barnaby j. sexton doesnt try gettin freaky w the microwave after reading this
IDIDHJDDJ I FORGOT TO MENTION I SEND PICS OF MOBY STARING AT YOU TO MY FRIEND HDI â ïžâ ïžâ°ïž
I want to see my friends reaction toward this â ïž
i was showing some sus pics to my friends in class and we were all giggling so my teacher asked what we were looking at but I didn’t want her to see my phone so I showed her my laptop which just happened to have this article and she read it aloud to the class and we all died laughing
is this funney or conserning
Fruity?
i never knew that a robot could be that sexy
something is wrong with this
hi
This is a big surprise but why is a robot with a dude.
the suction option XD i wish i knew girls who could do that
what the fuck have i just stumbled upon.
moby freaky asf what the hell
my kid started to stick it in our toaster oven because of this
tryna beat them metallic cheeks
I wonder what Brady Mills would think of this
Yeah my kid jonquavious the third is starting to get freaky with the toaster bc of this lmao
Holy guacamole . Moby sure is persistent!! Haha! Lol! Toasters are totally dangerous , I hope my son Gliberdaxiourcocksious has tried messing with our toaster lately, I hope he doesnât get any silly ideas
tim is 25 and moby is at least 1,600?
I can’t decide if this is cute or incredibly wrong lol
me too lol
im at school
oml this killed me aaa