We Forgot, We Forgot, the Fifth of November
“No no he’s like that guy in the Natalie Portman movie. Yeah, the one who tried to blow up Congress.”
“No no he’s like that guy in the Natalie Portman movie. Yeah, the one who tried to blow up Congress.”
Feel the purple grumble through your digestive system and challenge your colon with artificial coloring galore!
In the spirit of the season, here are 10 things that would be just perfect with pumpkin spice and make autumn all the more autumnier!
“We also have engines that rev,” says DangerRide driver Dominic Torretto. “Priuses are for pussies.”
A viral trend mirroring the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, called the NU Class Drop Challenge, emerged quickly after the tumblr blog went up.
Not only were the drunken hoes acting like animals, but there were actual REAL, LIVE ANIMALS present at the event.
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
Mortyism’s sacred text is a collection of drunk-ass powerful speeches dating way back to the inauguration of Morton Schapiro in historic 2009.