SAT Changes to Focus on “Important Academic Skills”: Which of These Describes Adderall?
What Is The Flipside Giving up for Lent?
Attempting to Write Sports Articles: Look, we aren’t athletes. Hell, most of us haven’t even gone to a game this year. But we try our hardest. We like to think that we’re as good at caring about sports as the athletes are at playing them.
Barbara Bush Cancels NYT Subscription; Chris Christie Cancels Runner’s World Subscription
Supreme Court Considers Whether Dancing for 30 Hours Is “Cruel and Unusual”
Charleston and the ACLU claim that dancing for so long is both “degrading to human dignity” and “patently unnecessary,” thereby meeting two of the principles that would render the punishment “cruel and unusual.”
Microwave Clock Once Again Accurate after Daylight Saving Time Begins
Rare Black Northface Fleece Lost at the Deuce
“I mean, people lose things occasionally, but a black Northface? At the Deuce? That’s one of the most horrible and unfortunate news items I’ve ever seen on the Internet.”
Northwestern Launches “Mortcoin” Cryptocurrency
“We’re hoping by next year students will be able to exchange their Mortcoins for Norbucks Bucks and Frontero Dineros.”
Second City Sparks Controversy with Free Class for Leprosy Patients Dubbed “Show Off Your Best Bits”
[Denial Issue] The Best Ways to Get Toned and Tan for Spring Break
Dig into that Ben and Jerry’s core because you’ll need a solid layer of blubber to sport spring’s latest trends before it breaks 45°F in June.
[Denial Issue] Tech: The Best Building on Campus
“Its rectangular layout ensures you can’t ever get lost,” said Lisa Forbes, McCormick senior.