Bieber on Auschwitz: “This Would Have Been a Great Concert Venue”
Obituary: Lilly Pulitzer’s Death Leaves Void Unfillable Except by Flowers and Pink Pants
Sorority girls, grandmothers, and Kennedys everywhere are mourning the loss of iconic fashion designer Lilly Pulitzer, who died last week at age 81. The “Queen of Prep” had such a widespread cultural impact that it can be difficult to imagine a world without her. How else could housewives somewhat justifiably spend $118 on scarves? What would eighth grade girls in Connecticut wear to their middle school graduations? And where would the modern world be without the creation of prints such
ASG Candidates Blame Loss on Poor Weather, Low Turnout
EVANSTON — According to inside sources, ASG presidential candidates were disappointed that poor election day weather led to low voter turnout. Candidate Aaron Zelikovich has claimed that cold weather, accompanied by snow flurries, half-frozen rain, and “good ol’ fashioned Midwestern hail,” deterred many who would have otherwise gone out and voted for him. Similarly, political strategists for David Harris and Jo Lee were adamant that had the weather been better, voter turnout amongst seniors, who traditionally support candidates with their
2013 ASG Candidates Receive 95% More Endorsements Than Votes
Daily Northwestern Endorses Daily Northwestern for Best Campus Publication
Flipside Endorses Bronze Willie the Wildcat Statue for ASG President
ASG Election Update: Northwestern Chronicle Just Endorses Ron Paul Anyways
Class of 2017 Holds Most Diverse Group of White People in NU History
“This is truly a remarkable feat by our admissions office, and I couldn’t be prouder of the group we assembled,” said Christopher Watson, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions. “We have new students hailing from the suburbs of Miami, New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.”
Point/Counterpoint: “Should I Raise Tuition?”
Guest contributor Morton Owen Schapiro argues that yes, raising tuition is an unfortunate necessity in today’s economic climate, while Morty Schapiro counters that HELL YES, have you SEEN the prices for these FUCKING FLOWERS?!?
Free Pizza Bulldozes Competition, Officially Elected as 1st Ward Alderman