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Stacey’s Cool Mom Is Gonna Have Fun at Dillo

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By Stace’s Mom Guys, have you heard they are making guests under 19 have adult chaperones at Dillo this year? Well, since my daughter Stacey (Stace because weā€™re besties) is only 17, it looks like Iā€™m back on campus, party people! First and foremost, Iā€™m thinking the gals and meā€™ll start off the day with some dorm ā€œconsumption.ā€ Obviously totez discrete. Iā€™m willing to supply if Stace will stop telling me that she hates me and to stop wearing her

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SESP Junior to Lose Hope for Humanity after Attending Dillo Day Sober

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THE LAKEFILL — At approximately 3:37 PM, June 1 2013, SESP Junior Michelle Cunningham will lose all hope for humanity after making the tragic mistake of attending a Dillo Day performance completely sober. Without the ignorant bliss afforded by alcohol-impaired facilities, Cunningham will be able to accurately perceive the Hieronymus Bosch-styled carnival of nightmares that we affectionately refer to as ā€œMayfest.ā€ As recently as her 21st birthday celebration last month, Cunningham, who hopes to one day teach middle school English,

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Back agin bitjes, DILLOOO

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Editor’s note: This article was written by an actual drunk student, and, as such, has been left completely unedited. itss been too long since we’ve published a drink article, (auto-correct) dillo day for reals, typing on my phone. More later. Aaaand some chick is throwing up in the byshes preĀ 11am. Classsss.Ā Some lady just asked me of I could see her flask. I couldn’t. We’re friends now.Ā I forgot to tell you Chet haze grabbed my friends butt true story bro. Gah

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If We Canā€™t Perform the Music of Racists, Shit-Heads, and Degenerates, What’s Left to Perform?

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By Professor Donald Nally, Northwestern Conducting and Ensembles As some of you may know, a minor fracas occurred last week in one of my ensembles when a Masters student refused to sing an arrangement of a Walt Whitman poem, as his ā€œindependent researchā€ had uncovered evidence that Walt Whitman was supposedly racist. This student even went so far as to file a complaint with the NAACP when I refused to let him cherry-pick the repertoire pieces he wanted to sing

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