The whale was reportedly seen going up to students, taking pictures with them, then asking, “you got some booze I can bum off you,” in the deepest voice he could muster.Read More
Mayfest released a statement this week regarding the addition: “We know that not everyone wants to listen to random bands and rappers that they sort of vaguely know, so, we decided to bring in those podcasters that you’ve been meaning to listen to but just haven’t had the time lately.”
The ranking, which will be displayed right below the “5th Best Dining” award on Northwestern’s Wall of Mediocre Achievements, came as a great surprise to the campus community.
“DRAM is bopping he’s so jazzy and smooth I love this but also when do I get redrunk.”
Mimsy, a fucking moron, agrees that weed lets people connect and try to get along.
10:07 – red bull walking around? Giving out energy. Tastes like hand santitizer fucked an old eaten melon.
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