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Japan Responds to North Korea’s Threats of Nuclear Radiation: “Too Late”
1995 Self Super Bummed about AOL Music Shutting Down
PRESS RELEASE: Plan B for Kids is the Perfect Companion to an Abstinence-Only Sexual Education
TEVA PHARMACEUTICALS — New legislation will soon enable women above the age of 15 to purchase Plan B One-Step® emergency contraceptive without parental consent. This is an exciting time for Teva Pharmaceuticals shareholders, and the company is proud to announce that it has been awarded an exclusive patent for production and sale of a new once-a-day contraceptive: “Plan B for Kids.” These chewable daily vitamins, an essential part of any balanced breakfast, deliver a clinical dosage of levonorgestrel in teenager-approved
President Obama a Huge Success at Correspondents’ Dinner With Jokes He Totally Wrote Himself
Marvel Comics’ New Gay Superhero Couple Still Somehow Demeaning to Women
Flipside Apologizes for Humanity Thinking Everything They See on the Internet Is True
The Flipside would like to apologize for exposing the world to so many evils: ignorance, people who spread lies on the Internet, and even The Flipside. Look, The Flipside makes things up. People like the things we make up. For instance, we have received hundreds of Facebook likes on articles titled “Class of 2017 Holds Most Diverse Group of White People in NU History” and “New Sorority Pledge in Love With Her Sisters, Unsure of All Their Names.” Despite that
NU Students “Just Have Too Much Going on Right Now” to Riot
EVANSTON — Northwestern students took to the streets on Thursday after hearing that “Dillo Day,” a cherished drinking and musical school tradition, had been canceled by the City of Evanston. Evanston officials cited the celebration’s notorious reputation for “buffoonery, hooliganism, and excessive levels of smiling,” and added that “New Brunswick had done basically the same thing at Rutgers,” and they certainly weren’t “going to let New Jersey be more civilized.” “OMG Evanston cancelled Dillo?!? Let’s riot! #tisdahlsucks #takebackdillo” tweeted Weinberg
Northwestern Students for Life Doubles in Size Nine Months after Conception
Bieber on Auschwitz: “This Would Have Been a Great Concert Venue”