2013 ASG Candidates Receive 95% More Endorsements Than Votes
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Daily Northwestern Endorses Daily Northwestern for Best Campus Publication
Tour Group Perspectives: The Mom Who is Cooler Than Yours
Hey everyone. Is this tour a snooze fest or what? Who cares about the number of libraries, we’re all just here to party. Am I right guys? Who am I kidding? Of course I’m right! I even let my daughter have a party last weekend because she told me she hated me! Hey Stace, how fugly is that girl’s handbag? (I call my daughter Stace because, let’s face it, you can’t call your bestie Stacey #ew.) Anyways, I heard there
NU Schedules Prospective Students’ First Midterm Halfway Through Wildcat Days
Bayer Resumes Production of Zyklon B
LEVERKUSEN, GERMANY — Citing huge untapped markets in the lucrative “Human Rights Abuses” subfield of their R&D division, pharmaceutical giant Bayer announced today that it would resume production of Cyanide-based gas Zyklon B, 57 years after former chairman Fritz ter Meer was convicted of slavery and mass murder charges for his collaboration with Nazi officials. Company spokesman Jonas Trumbauer delivered the news to investors as part of the company’s quarterly financial call: “Recent developments in Syria and North Korea have
The Five Kinds of People You Meet in Mudd Library
With finals approaching, it is best to be prepared for all the students you will encounter when you return to the library for the first time since your last round of finals. The Flipside has therefore prepared a guide to dealing with the diverse students who frequent Mudd Library. The Ninja: He scowls when you breathe too loudly. He is furious when you crinkle your granola bar wrapper. He will death stare you for typing too loudly. This is his
No One Noticed North Korea Technically Declared War on the South
Investigation Reveals Koch Brothers Sponsored Rand Paul’s Filibuster
Hugo Chavez Extends Wake an Extra Four Years
What Do You Think about BJ Novak, A&O’s Winter Speaker?
“BJ…lol.”