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Hackers Hit Sherman Ave, Only Find GIFs of Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs. And a Shower Beer.
Grammys Successfully Find Least Relevant Host Possible
School of Communication to Start Being Referred to as School of Calm
Bears Hire Canadian as Head Coach in Hopes of Missing Playoffs
CHICAGO — A recent change in head coach is the Chicago Bears’ latest step in their journey to become NFL Draft Champions for the fourth consecutive year. Instead of hiring a proven and successful NFL coach like Joe Gibbs or even an extremely successful college football coach like Nick Saban, the Bears decided to change things up by going for a coach from the Mexico of the North, Marc Trestman, head coach of the Montreal Alouettes. When he was introduced
Part II of Armstrong Interview to Depict Angry, Defiant Armstrong Denying Doping Charges
[NU Spork] Secret Dining Hall Discovered in Basement of SMQ
[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity
The Flipside Coasts For a Week After Reading “The Fighting Methodist”
“Really? That’s all they’ve got?” state relieved Flipside editors.
Candidates Agree To Scrap Electoral College for Dick Measuring Contest
WASHINGTON — Despite a year of campaigning, with Election Day here, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney have decided to settle who will win the Presidency the way real men do: a cock-off. While usually a means of settling bar bets, dick measuring is not foreign to the political sphere. In fact, cock fighting was used to determine the winner in a hotly contested battle for Congress in the 19th Century, in what historians now refer to as the Cumgressional Race