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Hackers Hit Sherman Ave, Only Find GIFs of Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs. And a Shower Beer.
Grammys Successfully Find Least Relevant Host Possible
School of Communication to Start Being Referred to as School of Calm
Kid Wearing Shorts Outside “Just Doesn’t Get That Cold”
Bears Hire Canadian as Head Coach in Hopes of Missing Playoffs
CHICAGO — A recent change in head coach is the Chicago Bears’ latest step in their journey to become NFL Draft Champions for the fourth consecutive year. Instead of hiring a proven and successful NFL coach like Joe Gibbs or even an extremely successful college football coach like Nick Saban, the Bears decided to change things up by going for a coach from the Mexico of the North, Marc Trestman, head coach of the Montreal Alouettes. When he was introduced
Northwestern Basketball Happy to Lose by Less Than 40 Points
Avid In-Class Facebook User Fails Econ 201 Because “Professor Hated Him”
Part II of Armstrong Interview to Depict Angry, Defiant Armstrong Denying Doping Charges
New Sorority Pledge in Love With Her Sisters, Unsure of All Their Names
EVANSTON — Lambda Omicron Lambda’s newest sister Maggie Kelter announced Thursday that she is “like totally in love with her new sisters.” After receiving her bid Tuesday night, Maggie fell into a state of hysterical joy and, along with a throng of strangers whose names she would pretend to know, began shrieking over the fact that she was now a sister of LOL. Accompanied by the rest of her new LOL sisters, Maggie marched to LOL’s chapter house to celebrate.