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New Sorority Pledge in Love With Her Sisters, Unsure of All Their Names
EVANSTON — Lambda Omicron Lambda’s newest sister Maggie Kelter announced Thursday that she is “like totally in love with her new sisters.” After receiving her bid Tuesday night, Maggie fell into a state of hysterical joy and, along with a throng of strangers whose names she would pretend to know, began shrieking over the fact that she was now a sister of LOL. Accompanied by the rest of her new LOL sisters, Maggie marched to LOL’s chapter house to celebrate.
[NU Spork] Thoughts From That Guy Eating in Spanish Class
OMG, why did I take Astro and Spanish back to back? Screw it, I’m eating chips. When do I bring them out? Do I wait for group work or is lecture ok? Why does this class have to have 12 people, they’re staring into my soul. Are they judging me for being the “food kid”? Whatever, time to open them. Crap, why are these so crinkly? Is it better to just rip the bag in one fell swoop or open
[NU Spork] Sargent Grill Line “Worse Than the DMV”
EVANSTON — Due to the seasonal decline in temperature, many students are becoming less adventurous when deciding where to go for dinner. Since everyone knows Elder sucks, the entirety of North Campus has been flocking to Sargent’s dining hall around 6PM every weeknight. The most popular of Sargent’s dining options is the grill, which, on account of its popularity, frequently has a line rivaling the 3PM Norbucks rush. McCormick sophomore Clare Sullivan declared, “Ugh, this line is worse than the
[NU Spork] Secret Dining Hall Discovered in Basement of SMQ
[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity
Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes
The Flipside Coasts For a Week After Reading “The Fighting Methodist”
“Really? That’s all they’ve got?” state relieved Flipside editors.
Evanston Burger King Serves First Sober Student in 20 Years
NUIT to Shut Down Caesar During Freshman Registration