Freshman Successfully Manages to Wash Pair of Socks
However, the socks are no longer white. Not. Even. Close.
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University Not Sure If It Should Be Proud of Having “58th Nicest Student Body”
“At the very least, it feels good to have a ranking in which we beat those assholes at Penn,” said Isiah Miller, a junior in the Medill School of Journalism, who was rejected from the University of Pennsylvania when applying to colleges.
Northwestern to Upgrade from Three Quarters to Seven Quarters
Still not enough for a full load of laundry.
What Are American Politicans Saying about Rob Ford’s Cocaine Use?
Twitter Stock Value Fluctuates during Online Feud
After a series of third-party retweets and favorites, stock traders on Wall Street began to react, fearing that the popularity of the conflict would divert attention from advertisements and reduce the profitability of the website. Shares fell from the IPO price of $26 to $13 in less than an hour.
Students Caught Studying “Anatomy” in Mudd Library
Bass would later write a letter of complaint, but was only rebuked. According to the library’s official statement, “it is our duty to provide the public with information and resources, regardless of how they may use them.”
New FAA Regulations Rob Nation’s Pathetic Bastards of Only Opportunity to Subvert Authority
“Sneakily continuing to use our iPods after flight attendants kindly ask that we put them away is quite literally the only thrill of our lives. It is our sole opportunity for pretending that we have any modicum of power or influence, and such excitement derives exclusively from the act being forbidden.”
Tribute to Veterans Ignored by Students Going to Fucking Classes
Not to be confused with the since discontinued “Fucking Class.” Now that was a great class.
Fan Attempts to Save Justin Bieber from Dehydration, Discovers Bieber Cannot Catch
This is not the first time Anderson has attempted to protect the singer’s health. Mark Anderson follows all of Bieber’s tours around the world, continuously monitoring Bieber’s hydration levels.