[Graduation Issue] Senior Turns in Thesis Statement
“I’m so good at thesises,” said Weinberg Senior Kevin Pandolph. “But I hate writing the rest of the paper. I can’t believe you can get honors just for writing a thesis!”
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[Graduation Issue] WCAS Senior With Secured Employment Credits it All to Required Distros
[Graduation Issue] Religious Studies Senior Turns in 95 Theses
[Graduation Issue] Graduating Engineers Recruited by NASA, Theater Majors by Starbucks
“This might come as kind of a surprise, given the rigor of the Comm curriculum,” theater major Kirk Hammill told The Flipside, “but I was actually kind of worried about finding a job after graduation.”
Arizonans Set Calendars Two Weeks Ahead to Comply with New Law
Goose Near Hinman Poops One Too Many Times
Ski Team “Sorry We Got Caught”
“We apologize in particular for misrepresenting the nation of Bangladesh. We missed out on a veritable gold mine of Muslim stereotypes, and it will not happen again,” wrote the event coordinators.
Prospie Turns Out to be Asshole, Admission Revoked
“He insisted on going to as many frat parties as he could, and even suggested starting a Racist Beer Olympics in my dorm,” said the prospie’s overnight host, John Altman.
Student Playing Games in Class Has Clearly Mastered the Material
University Announces that Racism Actually Down by a Whole Five Incidents