Category Archives: Issue 27
Blood Discovers Crip to be his Doppelganger
Bostonians Deny Confusion Between “iPawd” and “iPahd”
Blue Team and Gold Team Play Football Game, Reports Area Girlfriend
EVANSTON—A team wearing blue uniforms and a team wearing gold uniforms played a football game last Sunday, according to SESP senior Cailey Rapp. “There was a bunch of running involved,” explained Rapp, whose boyfriend Ezra Dowd is a diehard gold team fan. “At one point, all the men in the room started yelling,” explained Rapp, “but I didn’t see what happened because I was busy texting my girls.” The dedicated girlfriend explained that her favorite part of the experience was,
Colts Win Super Bowl
Peyton Manning undoubtedly threw for 330 yards and three touchdowns Sundays as the Colts most definitely defeated the Saints.