Boehner Rams New Legislation Down House’s Throat
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2011: Where are the flying cars?
By Dermot Dinklewax Hello, my fellow male and female humanoid creatures. I think it’s time we faced some uncomfortable facts. We were lied to. It is AD 2011 – a year that should only be written in Futura Bold – and yet our automobile transportation remains squarely on the ground. COME ON, guys. It’s the future. Let’s get on that. I want to be chillin’ like Bruce Willis in The 5th Element within the next year, or I’m leaving. I’ll
Speaker of the House Boehner Has a Funny Name
Northwestern Already Trailing 21-0 in Next Year’s Bowl Game
“It seemed right that we should let the other team score a few times before the game started.”
Nation’s Men: Airport Pat Downs Totally Cool As Long As It’s A Chick
LOS ANGELES – In a recent Pew research poll, 73% of American citizens cite new TSA search regulations as invasive and unnecessary, but found an overwhelming 98% of males polled are “strongly in favor” of the pat down option, as long as the officer is female. While we saw a strong trend at 85% of women feeling more comfortable with a member of their own sex conducting the search, almost all men responded with the same favor of women. “In