 
		
		Ask Flippy: How can I laugh at this? There’s no “6 7,” “FAH” audio, or Don Pollo clips
 
					
		Honestly, I don’t know what anything you just said is, and you can’t convince me that at least one of those wasn’t made up.
 
	
		 
		
		 
					
		Honestly, I don’t know what anything you just said is, and you can’t convince me that at least one of those wasn’t made up.
 
		
		 
					
		Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is this… I have question.
 
		
		 
					
		My Lord, the most gentle Prince of all the realm, spaketh to thy Lord and, upon hearing his reply, made note that we are instructed to hookup in order to save our Kingdoms from the heathen invaders. Thy Lord’s message was most clear, our two shires may be separated by many a mile and rivers flowing, and may be bitter foes of ancient times, but we must put aside our respective differences to unite our forces and beat back the
 
		
		 
					
		Don’t you see the problem? With no dick-like object, the big red balls evoke the fear of castration, putting the contestant at a psychological disadvantage.
 
		
		 
					
		he overall runtime has been extended to 47 minutes, owing in large part to the inclusion of a full-length video course on bystander intervention training.
 
		
		 
					
		In a disgusting, but also kinda hot, move, Forno Pizza has faced recent backlash amongst Northwestern students after unveiling their new slogan.
 
		
		 
					
		Ms. Path felt she should use her time and money to assist this poor family. Redhead Child is freezing! So, she immediately downloaded the app (for $4.99) and got to work.
 
		
		 
					
		On Wednesday afternoon, a female student at Porno Pizza committed the grave error of approaching the personal pie line while intending to order a slice. Eyewitnesses report that she was immediately seized and escorted to the rear of the establishment, where staff administered the punishment prescribed by the Porno Code, an adaptation of Hammurabi’s ancient legal statutes codified in grease-stained laminate. According to witnesses, the student pleaded for leniency. “I just wanted a slice,” she reportedly said. “I didn’t know.”
 
		
		 
					
		Fortunately, the buildings are already designed to allow them to monitor many more students with much less manpower.
 
		
		 
					
		In a revelation that has scandalized American evangelicals and other communities suffering from elevated rates of neurosis, Jesus Christ announced in a Xweet that the long-awaited Second Coming indeed took place midday Tuesday.