The Flipside Nominates the 2014 Homecoming Court
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
This unparalleled honor bestowed by the only satirical publication on campus is unique in its appreciation of the undervalued.
With the annual homecoming dance game approaching this Saturday, the Flipside knows you have a special someone on your mind. Whether its the cute girl in your chemistry lab or the cute girl in your physics lab, these innovative ideas will be sure to get you the date of your dreams. It’ll be the homecoming you always dreamed of, and more. [slideshow_deploy id=’22444′]
I personally had to wait to cross a street while his motorcade passed by. I thought pedestrians had the right-of-way, Mr. President.
The waiter brought us an appetizer that he called something like “Eddie-Mommy.” I looked over at Don and said, “By the stars, he’s trying to feed us soybeans!”
Is the wage gap between campus publications a result of discrimination? The underlying cause is uncertain, but jumping to conclusions in the absence of proof is totally logical.
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?
The FIRST thing I’d like to ask is who is the “WE”? The Northwestern community? Morty and Coach Fitz? Willie and the mouse he just caught? NO. It’s the PATRIARCHY.
In the same way that my favorite local co-op, The Village Carrot, fosters a vibrant local community while providing delicious locally sourced products, which in turn promotes a more sustainable world, the “We Will” campaign will do that stuff too.
These lucrative tips have made our illustrious paper the 10th wealthiest bi-weekly satirical publication on campus, and once you’ve read this article, you’ll have no excuse not to be rich.
What, are you all going to lord my mistakes over me just because I commit them on a weekly basis?