Category Archives: Headline

Gaddafi Found Playing “The Floor is Made of Lava” in Tripoli Bunker

April 5, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Everyone Averts Eyes as Schapiro Pronounces it “Bob”

March 4, 2011 Clare Roth Leave a comment

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What the F#$ksaw Goes on in Human Sex?

March 4, 2011 Alex Finkelstein Leave a comment

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Communication Studies Students Accurately Divide Restaurant Bill, Plus Tip

March 4, 2011 Zach Silva Leave a comment

Read more Headline, Local, No. 53

‘The Stress Is High’ Says Reporter Covering Awards Show [Not Middle Eastern Bloodshed]

March 4, 2011 Brad Horras Leave a comment

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Christian Bale Gains 40 Pounds for Role of “Oscar Winner”

March 1, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] BREAKING NEWS: Stroking Your Weiner Up & Down Feels Really Awesome

February 17, 2011 Colton Maddox Leave a comment

Read more Headline, No. 52

FCC Fines Animal Planet for Full Feline Nudity in Puppy Bowl’s Kitty Halftime Show

February 8, 2011 Brian Lee Leave a comment

Read more Headline, No. 51

Midwest Celebrates Beginning of Black History Month with a Whiteout

February 2, 2011 Brian Lee Leave a comment

Read more Headline, No.50

Pro Bowl 2011: AFC Quarterbacks Throw More Interceptions Than Completions; No One Cares

February 2, 2011 Brian Earl Leave a comment

Read more Headline, No.50, Sports