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Area Man Somehow Fails to Get Laid Dressed as Bill Clinton at Halloween Party

EVANSTONā€”Donning a fresh new suit, an American flag pin, and a Bill Clinton mask, McCormick sophomore Shane Feinberg strolled out of Allison Hall a confident man Saturday night.Ā  He was 0 for 13 so far in his Northwestern flirting career, but there was no doubt in his mindĀ that Saturday would be the night a female would rendezvous with his slick Willie. For that night he was not Shane Feinberg, the awkward Jewish kid whose greatest scores had come on calculus