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Diaries of Ten âBachelorâ Contestants Contain âEerily Identical Narrativesâ
AGOURA HILLS, CA — In an amazing feat of dramatic explosion after being rejected by the âone true love of [her] life,â a bachelor contestant managed to tear up the entire multi-million dollar hosting mansion, leaving in her wake a mess of cosmetics, champagne flutes, and anti-depressants. Among the debris lay a pile of notebooks, each cover plastered with Lisa Frank stickers, kissy lip prints, and âLive, Laugh, Loveâ mottos: the diaries of the contestants chronicling their Bachelor experience. The
NU Sororities Protest Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
EVANSTON â After news broke of Kim Kardashianâs decision to divorce husband of 72 days Kris Humphries, picketers have overrun Northwesternâs sorority quad. Wishing to show their disapproval of the divorce, sorority girls are all coming together to attempt to form a coherent opinion about something in the news. Sophomore Ashley Carroll of Kappa Gamma stated, âI just donât think itâs fair that Kim is disappointing all her fans by getting a divorce. It just sets a bad example for
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] Long-Term Couple Breaks It Off After Three Weeks
[by Cla4732] EVANSTON – In a breakup that shook Haven Middle School girlsâ faith in love and sent shockwaves throughout the seventh grade class, “it” couple Brett Flores and Bianca Tobin have broken off their almost-month-long relationship, the longest Havenâs seventh grade had seen. The breakup came after Brett IMed Bianca âBrett + Bianca = 69â, after which Bianca sent the crushing reply, âwe R thru.â Sources close to the couple could confirm that while the couple had yet to
[SEVENTH GRADE ISSUE] OMG Bruno Just Held My Hand!!!!!!
[by Heartbeat0506] OH. MY. GOD. I cannot BELIEVE what just happened tonight!!! Ok, so it was Halloween and I went trick-or-treating with Bruno, just the two of us!! Well, his dad walked behind us, but that doesnât count. Anyway, he went as a knight and I dressed as a princess. It was sooooo romantic
NU Males to Completely Fuck Up Valentineâs Day
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.