NHL Draft Takes Father’s Precedence Over Son’s First Call Home in a Month
Now enter the local Wildcat’s dad. Who has the goddamn nerve to call the house on a Tuesday night? His son!
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Study: NHL Fans Only Care About Fights
While Americans have claim to March Madness, May Mayhem, February Fever, and July Jaundice, April Anger is the pride and joy of every self-respecting Canadian.
Norris Officials Urge NHL to Further Delay Season for “Ice Maintenance”
EVANSTON — After opening the lockout-shortened NHL season with the first set of games on Saturday, officials from the Norris University Center have sent an urgent plea to NHL commissioner Gary Bettman to cancel more games, citing the need for “ice maintenance.” Norris issued a press release that stated, “Our ice-readiness experts have spent years studying the advanced science of what is frozen water and what is not. It is their belief from viewing the NHL’s Saturday games that these