Presidential Dinner at P.F. Chang’s Sweet and Sours Chinese-U.S. Relationship
Presidential Dinner at P.F. Chang’s Sweet and Sours Chinese-U.S. Relationship
Google to Replace “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button with “Fuck it, Take me to Wikipedia”
Google to Replace “I’m Feeling Lucky” Button with “Fuck it, Take me to Wikipedia”
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Golden Age of Rap Arrives at NU 25 Years Late
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Jay Cutler Now an Aries, Doomed to Lose to Packers
CHICAGO – The Chicago Bears organization announced Tuesday that quarterback Jay Cutler would never again defeat the Green Bay Packers due to the realignment of the zodiac. According to head coach Lovie Smith, team psychic Mademoiselle Estrelanga Strelengelthop completed her analysis of what the stars have in store for the Bears Monday evening, when the alignment of Jupiter and Sirius was conducive to productive astrologizing. The results were not good for Bears fans. “Since we finally realized that the zodiac
Wikipedia, A Tribute
The writers of The Flipside have planned to write an article commemorating the tenth anniversary of the creation of Wikipedia. However, due to approaching midterms and general laziness, we have decided to just copy and paste the Wikipedia entry on Wikipedia instead. Happy tenth, Wikipedia! Wikipedia ( /ˌwɪkɪˈpiːdi.ə/ or /ˌwɪkiˈpiːdi.ə/ WIK-i-PEE-dee-ə) is a free, web-based, collaborative, multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its 17 million articles (over 3.5 million in English) have been written collaboratively by volunteers
Northwestern Accepts all 30,000 Applicants, Awards No Aid to Increase Budget
EVANSTON – President Morton Schapiro announced Wednesday that the Admissions Office will not be printing out any rejection letters this year. Schapiro stated that the purpose of this decision was to “allow the benefits of Northwestern to reach as many students as possible.” His eyes then shiftily darted left-to-right several times, and numerous audience members swore that Schapiro said “Cha-ching!” Schapiro’s remarks were made in a joint press conference with University Director of Financial Aid, Carolyn Lindley. Lindley stated that
Class of 2014 Expelled to Make Room for Class of 2015
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