Asshole Student Group Paints Over Emotionally Charged Message on Rock with Lame Advertisements for their Stupid Club
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
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Overexcited PA Still Trying to Make Group Sleepover Happen
Church of Morty Growing Among Northwestern Students
Mortyismâs sacred text is a collection of drunk-ass powerful speeches dating way back to the inauguration of Morton Schapiro in historic 2009.
5 Philanthropy Event Names Guaranteed to Not Offend Anyone
To help student groups, the Flipside has come up with philanthropy event themes that are creative, fun, and most importantly, completely inoffensive.
GREENhouse Shocked to Realize No One Else Cares About Green Cup
âIsnât this whole thing about reducing energy? Arenât you still using energy even if you shower at SPAC or charge your laptop at Mudd?â
The Ultimate Midterm Study Guide: NU Edition
Canât figure out a multiple-choice question that gives 4 possible answers to choose from? Simply cross out the 3 incorrect answers and choose the last answer standing, which has to be the correct response!
âThatâ Student Causes TA to Have Mental Breakdown
By week four, Justin was beginning to point out flaws in the grad studentâs handwriting.
Gallup Poll Shows Vicious Divide on the Definition of âHooking Upâ
âI donât think sex is necessary for a hookup,â argued Gender and Sexuality professor Jezebel Ross. âItâs got to get to third base though.â
The Five Stages of the Freshman Fifteen
You use defense mechanisms like rationalization and the intellectualization that NU students are famous for to convince yourself that it doesnât matter.
Siege of West Fairchild Enters Second Day
“Communications and International Studies were born to be together. I vow to take charge and create a singular, united Fairchild to rule Northwestern!”