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Bulgarian Government Collapses; Dozens Dead, Hundreds Still Missing
Irate David Bowie Demands to Know Why Reporter Wants *HIS* Opinion on Gay Marriage in UK
Boy Scouts to Begrudgingly Allow Gays, But Blacks Are Back Out
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns in Order to Spend More Time with Someone’s Grandchildren
[Nostalgia Issue] Area Cynic Ruins Everything We Used to Like from the 90s
CLEVELAND, OH — An area cynic has managed to ruin everything from our childhood that we ever looked back fondly on. Over the course of one rambling diatribe that the cynic called “a conversation” he proceeded to poke holes in everything we ever cherished. For example, he really hates 90s television shows and has no shame haughtily telling us so. In his words, “TV is lying to you, man. Clarissa never really does explain it all, does she? Also I
Post Office Ends Saturday Mail Delivery; NU Mailrooms Now Only Open Tuesdays 5-7
Fighting Methodist Trips Over Own Sentence, Impaled on Cross-Shaped Sword
Pledges Ready to Find Their Greek Boyfriends at First Mixer
Hackers Hit Sherman Ave, Only Find GIFs of Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs. And a Shower Beer.