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Rides in Planned Abbottabad Amusement Park Include “Dick Cheney’s Water Board Adventure”
ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN — The world was stunned last week when the Pakistani government announced its plans to fund a $30 million amusement park in the small military town where Osama Bin Laden was killed. Yesterday, the Pakistani Department of the Interior released more details about the park, including the park’s main attractions, which are printed below: Osama’s Fun Compound – Combining elements of both carnival fun houses and Halloween haunted houses, visitors will be able to explore a reconstructed version
Harry Potter Cruise Ship Inspires Hunger Games Knock-Off: One Will Survive
Bulgarian Government Collapses; Dozens Dead, Hundreds Still Missing
Irate David Bowie Demands to Know Why Reporter Wants *HIS* Opinion on Gay Marriage in UK
Boy Scouts to Begrudgingly Allow Gays, But Blacks Are Back Out
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns in Order to Spend More Time with Someone’s Grandchildren
[Nostalgia Issue] Area Cynic Ruins Everything We Used to Like from the 90s
CLEVELAND, OH — An area cynic has managed to ruin everything from our childhood that we ever looked back fondly on. Over the course of one rambling diatribe that the cynic called “a conversation” he proceeded to poke holes in everything we ever cherished. For example, he really hates 90s television shows and has no shame haughtily telling us so. In his words, “TV is lying to you, man. Clarissa never really does explain it all, does she? Also I
Post Office Ends Saturday Mail Delivery; NU Mailrooms Now Only Open Tuesdays 5-7
Fighting Methodist Trips Over Own Sentence, Impaled on Cross-Shaped Sword