What Tour Guides Don’t Say: Dining and Housing
Taste? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Honestly, when you’re busy cramming for four midterms, the way your food tastes is the least of your concerns.
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New ASG Secret Police to Protect Senators from Peer Pressure
Modeled after the historically sophisticated state security agencies in the Soviet bloc, the agency will focus on counterintelligence operations with a heavy focus on sabotage of political dissidence.
Self-Described “Euclid Fanatic” Prospie Excited to Walk through the Arc
NUIT Set to Release “Blackboard Down” Just in Time for Midterms
Northwestern’s best are dropped into the Africana collection, but only those with the fastest wifi connections will pass.
Smithsonian Extends Collection on Civil War-Era Racism, Purchases Cliven Bundy
Area Man Dons Pirate Hat While Streaming Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Davenport insisted that he was not wearing the pirate hat because the movie he was watching was about pirates. “I AM a pirate,” said Davenport. “I wear this hat all the time!”
Chet Haze (SoC ’13) To Take Over Colbert Report
Haze’s Grade-A video production talents, sophisticated eloquence and thoughtful comments made him an ideal candidate for the position, in addition to his strong social media presence and Vine game.
OPINION: Ukranians Shouldn’t Worry, Poutine Is Delicious
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?
Freshman’s Sentence to 30 Days in Plex Sparks Human Rights Controversy
George Davis of the newly-created Office of Creative Disciplinary Action said the university was getting a lot of pushback from peer institutions but decided to proceed regardless, as “the little shits started drinking fancier booze than I do.”
Doha, Qatar Stop Added to Intercampus Shuttle Route