No. 188

Heroin Ruins Area Man’s Life

After several months of addiction, research conclusively shows that the heroin use of local resident Rusty Stuler has destroyed his life in just about every possible way.

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iPhone Ruined as FBI Waterboards Siri

“We didn’t see the problem at the time,” The FBI announced at a press conference, holding a still-wet iPhone suspended in a bag of uncooked rice.

5 years ago
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