OPINION: Ukranians Shouldn’t Worry, Poutine Is Delicious
Do the other eastern European countries not like poutine either? What do they eat on their French fries instead? Ketchup?
Category Archives: Articles
Freshman’s Sentence to 30 Days in Plex Sparks Human Rights Controversy
George Davis of the newly-created Office of Creative Disciplinary Action said the university was getting a lot of pushback from peer institutions but decided to proceed regardless, as “the little shits started drinking fancier booze than I do.”
Northwestern Flipside Presents: First Kiss
We asked six strangers to come in for a first kiss…
Study: NHL Fans Only Care About Fights
While Americans have claim to March Madness, May Mayhem, February Fever, and July Jaundice, April Anger is the pride and joy of every self-respecting Canadian.
Student Puts Zero Effort into Term Paper Proposal, Hopes Trilateral Commission Is Interesting
After completing his cursory research, Simonides wrote his 200-word proposal in a matter of minutes and rewarded himself for his diligent efforts with four hours of Netflix and video games.
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: The Southwest Side
Hobart is the 77-time winner of the award for “Most Poorly Named Women’s Residential College.” Really, everyone calls this place Ho-House. But it’s in the sorority quad, so you’re practically a sorority girl, right?
Candy Company Releases Chocolate Passover Bunny
The “Passover Bunny” was designed to capture the joy of hunting for colorful Easter eggs while remembering the blood, sweat and tears of one’s ancestors.
Northwestern to Expand Saturday Class Offerings Next Year
“If all goes well with this pilot program,” the email continued, “we will offer Sunday classes in the 2015-16 school year.”
The Flipside’s Housing Guide: South Campus
We’re fully aware that your priority number is shit.
Ode on the 10:34 Shuttle
What drunken tales haunt thy seats
Of poorly conceived mixer themes
and awkward hookups, or of both,
In Allison or the frat house?
What men or frat stars are these? What maidens put out?