“They would simply shove you whatever cold porridge they have, and you would be expected to not only eat it, but share it with a bunch of lazy freeloaders and pay taxes on it!”
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For years the mascot’s political leanings have been the subject of speculation given his Irish heritage.
Potential Biden Cabinet: President-Elect Eyeing Skyällsborg, Jill Biden Believes Grönkulla Matches Kitchen Counters Better
“Biden confused reporters with his inability to clarify whether he was talking about a person or furniture.”
Pence blames prostate exam on his exploratory phase in college, tells wife “I will do better next time”
What started as a routine check-up turned into an experience unlike any other, except maybe one other.
“I just really needed him to find someone fast so we could talk about baseball again, and I needed to weed out any liberal grandmas or ‘snowflakes’,”
Vice President Pence supports the president’s Christian values and would not be Trump’s running mate if he had any ties with Satan.”
Teen Supports Decision to Reopen America after Mother Finishes Third James Patterson Novel this Week
Until recently, local teenager Jenny Dorn was an avid supporter of the government’s decision to continue the coronavirus lockdown until scientists declare that a slow reopening can safely begin. However, she had a change of heart after her mother finished reading her third James Patterson novel this week. “Like most socially-conscious teens of my age, I thought that ending the lockdown within the near future would be disastrous,” Dorn wrote in a widely shared Change.org petition. “Then my mom cracked
“I’m willing to lose all of my documents, memories and digital pornography if it means companies saving money that I will never see.”
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on children’s network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.”
“Why, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I don’t see what the hold-up is here,” said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his father’s days as a used car salesman.