Nathaniel Bittinger’s parents were killed by a pair of jeans.
Category Archives: No. 335
From The Archives: An Op-ed: Why Do Our Croquet Players Get Donkeys To Ride Around Campus? They Are Dreadful!
They are a plague on this campus – the likes of which have never been and will never be seen again.
“Plus, this really isn’t so different—Mr. Shapiro nibbles on sticks with the best of ‘em.”
He might live with his mom, but he also lives in your girlfriend’s dreams.