In a call from home yesterday, junior Jeff Johnson was disappointed to hear a familiar question from his grandma. Johnson told Flipside in an interview that it wasn’t the first time he’d had to answer his grandma’s questions about Grok, the chatbot from Y, formerly Z, formerly Musk, formerly Conservapedia, formerly X, formerly Twitter.  

“And I was on the Bird website,” The junior recounted from his grandma’s confused words. “When suddenly I saw two guys and I thought they were friends, but they had no clothes. How can I stop this?” 

Johnson tried to help his grandma turn off the porn function of the chatbot, but as he walked through the steps with his aging family member, she kept receiving an error message, claiming that “Elon Musk forbids this action.” 

“All I wanted to do was make a sweet video of Jesus made of shrimp,” Johnson’s grandmother told Flipside in a separate interview. “Now all that they show me is porn. It’s very sad.” 

According to a recent survey, Grok has shown porn to 90% of old people in the last year. In a statement to Flipside, Elon Musk defended the chatbot’s outputs. “Who doesn’t want to see porn?” The billionaire said. “I’m honestly doing a service to the world. I should be thanked.” 

Johnson and other members of the family have reportedly tried to get their matriarch to get off the app, but have faced fierce opposition from the woman. Though multiple family members have poured dozens of hours into trying to turn off the rogue chatbot, a Flipside review of Grandma Johnson’s feed revealed that the problem is only getting worse. Last year, 90% of the feed was AI Jesus with the other 10% AI injured soldiers. Now, the soldiers and Jesus have no pants.