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EVANSTONāAfter enduring four grueling consecutive losses, Northwestern students and fans everywhere are finding it difficult to keep their spirits up. However, it was recently discovered that head coach Pat Fitzgerald has offered head coach of Penn State University Joe Paterno an irresistible bribe to secure a win this coming Saturday for the homecoming game. āI offered him season tickets to see us āCats play next year. I figured it was an experience he couldnāt otherwise get and one that most