Study: Babies Scream More When Punched
According to onlookers, the UChicago adjunct balled up his fist—full of scientific curiosity—and punched the “already-sobbing, tomato-faced little shit” square in the face.
Category Archives: No. 226
Weinberg Announces Ethnically-Ambiguous Studies Major
The course list includes “Melanin: It Comes and Goes,” “Social Struggles and Never Fitting In,” and “How to Deal with White People Guessing Your Ancestry.”
Op-Ed: This Is Not The America Mark Twain Imagined
We spend all this time wondering if Betsy DeVos knows where Oregon is, but good ol’ Mark barely even recognized it as a real state. He saw a wonderland full of steamboats, fishermen, and abolitionists.
Ask Flippy: At What Point Should My Taxi Driver’s Yelling “SHIT SHIT SHIT” Be Concerning?
Currently, he is yelling frantically into his Bluetooth in fast-paced Spanish, interspersed with the occasional “SHIT SHIT SHIT” as he pounds the dash. Should I be worried?
The Rock Is Tired of All These One-Night Stands
Students have been advised to ask the Rock out for a cup of coffee or a nice dinner before taking things to the next level.
Weinberg Announces Ethnically-Ambiguous Studies Major
The course list includes “Melanin: It Comes and Goes,” “Social Struggles and Never Fitting In,” and “How to Deal with White People Guessing Your Ancestry.”
Sword Appears in the Rock: Who is Worthy?
Reports indicate that only an individual who has achieved greatness at Northwestern will be able to remove the weapon from the Rock.
I’m so happy it’s not actually thunderstormig – Dillo 2017
“DRAM is bopping he’s so jazzy and smooth I love this but also when do I get redrunk.”