ICED OUT, the newest novel by New York Times Best Selling Author Phoebe Horn, is expected to hit shelves across the nation later this week.
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“Anyone throwing tonight?” asks real student, not Evanston police officer
As is known nationwide, Northwestern is famous for its lively and off-the-rails party scene.
Flipside attendance skyrockets after Timothee Chalamet says “no one cares about The Northwestern Flipside anymore”
Breaking: Scorned Chicagoans Contemplate Releasing Lil Durk from Prison to Kill Matthew Stafford
Gardening 101: How to Avoid Common mistakes like Growing Rhododendrons in Alkaline Soil, Planting Bulbs Too Early, and Getting an Entire Gnome Lodged in your Rectum
“Anyone throwing tonight?” asks real student, not Evanston police officer
As is known nationwide, Northwestern is famous for its lively and off-the-rails party scene.
Flipside attendance skyrockets after Timothee Chalamet says “no one cares about The Northwestern Flipside anymore”
Breaking: Scorned Chicagoans Contemplate Releasing Lil Durk from Prison to Kill Matthew Stafford
Gardening 101: How to Avoid Common mistakes like Growing Rhododendrons in Alkaline Soil, Planting Bulbs Too Early, and Getting an Entire Gnome Lodged in your Rectum
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Op-Ed: Why a Good Serving of Rocks Should Be a Part of Every Healthy Meal
In our current day and age, America is facing health problems that do not have simple solutions. Everywhere you look, health and fitness gurus claim to have found the optimal diet for your health. Well, I’m here to tell you not to listen to any of them. Listen to me. Eat rocks.
Op-Ed: Why a Good Serving of Rocks Should Be a Part of Every Healthy Meal
In our current day and age, America is facing health problems that do not have simple solutions. Everywhere you look, health and fitness gurus claim to have found the optimal diet for your health. Well, I’m here to tell you not to listen to any of them. Listen to me. Eat rocks.
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Ask Flippy: What is the best ratio of razor blades to candy to give to trick or treaters?
Buy as many razor blades as candy (hypodermic needles work too) and place them inside the candy. Snickers are my favorite, but other similar candies are acceptable. It helps to build a reputation as “the Snickers house” so kids come back.
Ask Flippy: What is the best ratio of razor blades to candy to give to trick or treaters?
Buy as many razor blades as candy (hypodermic needles work too) and place them inside the candy. Snickers are my favorite, but other similar candies are acceptable. It helps to build a reputation as “the Snickers house” so kids come back.
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Breaking: “We Are Charlie Kirk” To Be Featured on Just Dance 2027
Definitely-not-AI-generated hit song “We Are Charlie Kirk” by celebrated artist Spalexma will be featured on the 2027 edition of popular video game Just Dance.
Millions Realized They Were Deceivemaxxed As Clavicular Forced To Gymcopemax After Being Auramogged While Benchpressing, Cortisol Spiked After Framemogg Nuked By Gymratmoids
Booktok’s New Sensation, A Forbidden Romance Between A 6’4 Reformed Playboy ICE Agent And The 4’11 Mixed-Race Honduran Maid He’s Deporting Hits Shelves This Week
Gardening 101: How to Avoid Common mistakes like Growing Rhododendrons in Alkaline Soil, Planting Bulbs Too Early, and Getting an Entire Gnome Lodged in your Rectum
Breaking: “We Are Charlie Kirk” To Be Featured on Just Dance 2027
Definitely-not-AI-generated hit song “We Are Charlie Kirk” by celebrated artist Spalexma will be featured on the 2027 edition of popular video game Just Dance.
Millions Realized They Were Deceivemaxxed As Clavicular Forced To Gymcopemax After Being Auramogged While Benchpressing, Cortisol Spiked After Framemogg Nuked By Gymratmoids
Booktok’s New Sensation, A Forbidden Romance Between A 6’4 Reformed Playboy ICE Agent And The 4’11 Mixed-Race Honduran Maid He’s Deporting Hits Shelves This Week
Gardening 101: How to Avoid Common mistakes like Growing Rhododendrons in Alkaline Soil, Planting Bulbs Too Early, and Getting an Entire Gnome Lodged in your Rectum
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran Undergoing Major Surgery After Getting a Fence Post Got Stuck Up His Rectum
Ed Sheeran’s management released a statement Tuesday that the singer will cancel the rest of his tour dates due to a major medical emergency. Inside sources have revealed to Flipside that a fence post slipped into his rectum.
“Anyone throwing tonight?” asks real student, not Evanston police officer
As is known nationwide, Northwestern is famous for its lively and off-the-rails party scene.
Live-Streamed Execution Inspires Twelve-Year-Old Twitch Streamer to Kill Cat
Inspired by Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and the Trump administration’s decision to live-stream the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan, a twelve-year-old gaming Twitch streamer killed his cat this past Wednesday. The streamer, Timmy Longfellow from the suburbs of Omaha, Nebraska, runs a gaming channel called “TimmyLikes2Play,” where he often showcases his “epic Fortnite battle royales” for an average two-person audience. However, the recent news of a live-streamed execution made Timmy think about the way that he
Center for Enlightened Disagreement Defuses FlyDubai Hijacking
An altercation on a FlyDubai flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv threatened to bring the plane down if not for the intervention of a representative from Northwestern’s Litowitz Center for Enlightened Disagreement. The Center’s assistant director, Ned Kumbaya, says he was en-route to Tel Aviv to “sort out all that stuff” when he heard sounds of a fight coming from the cockpit. “I rushed to the front of the plane when I heard some disagreement that didn’t seem very enlightened,”