Sasha Fierce Makes Surprise Guest Appearance at Super Bowl Half Time Show
Calvin Klein Commercial Ups Female Viewership of Super Bowl 527%
Ray Lewis Reveals True Identity as Transformer, Kaepernick Only 49er Survivor
NEW ORLEANS, LA — Super Bowl XLVII ended in terror when Ray Lewis transformed into a weird robot thing with laser-vision-death-Rays and wreaked havoc among the San Francisco 49ers. In the middle of the third quarter, with the Ravens down 34-7, Lewis stood up before the snap on a third-and-long, roared loudly, and revealed his true identity, Maximus Ray. According to eye-witness reports, Lewis’s helmet melded with his body, his brace for his torn triceps turned into a laser-gun, and
If Getting DWIs is Cool, Billy Madison Considers the Dallas Cowboys Miles Davis
Online Dictionary’s Pronunciation Guide Actually Quite Useless
Toledo, OH — According to eye-witness reports from the reception desk, recent attempts by Neil Vandooren to settle a bet wagered on the pronunciation of the word “homage” resulted in a stalemate when the online dictionary consulted produced inconclusive results. Vandooren, a human resource specialist at Stevenson Mechanical Incorporated, originally proposed the bet after the word in dispute was unexpectedly used in casual conversation during his lunch break. Witnesses told The Flipside that Vandooren looked up the word on freeonlinedictionary.com,
[The Flipside Guide to the 2013 Oscars] Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Other Highlights
With Oscar season in full swing, The Flipside is proud to present a summary of 2012’s most acclaimed films. By this point we were pretty exhausted writing review after review after review after review so please excuse our brevity and our tendency to make shit up. Do they really need to nominate this many movies in a year? I mean, we all know which ones won’t win. Peruse our reviews of the other nominees: *Argo and Django Unchained *Zero Dark
Pledges Ready to Find Their Greek Boyfriends at First Mixer
Hackers Hit Sherman Ave, Only Find GIFs of Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs. And a Shower Beer.
Northwestern Encourages Teach for America to Keep Down Student Unemployment Numbers
EVANSTON — Jacob Lurie, a School of Communications senior, walks out of the jobs fair. He is tired from talking to companies that contribute so much good to the world: Deloitte, Bane, the marketing team in University of Chicago’s athletic department. He is holding his resume, which does not include his GPA. Looking in the mirror at a face that’s never taken a single education class, Lurie says to himself, “I’ve heard TFA is pretty awesome.” Lurie is not alone. In
Grammys Successfully Find Least Relevant Host Possible