Author Archives: Jameson Onayo

From the Archives, 1899: Joseph Pulitzer: “The Northwestern Flipside is the most reputable paper I have ever read”

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My name is Joseph “Yellow Journalism” Pulitzer, and you may know me from my work in starting the Spanish-American War, or from my feud with that thieving two-bit “journalist” William Randolph Hearst. In days such as these, in between exaggerating stories to manipulate public opinion and forcing children to wear those cute little newsboy caps and shout “Extra! Extra! Read all about it!”, I find it of the utmost importance to uplift other voices–support small businesses. The world is chaotic,

Read more Archives, Articles, Featured, No. 419, Year 18

Hey BBG, Just Went To A Train convention And It Reminded Me How Much I Miss You

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I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if you’d be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homies—I know that now. I’m sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and you—head and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if you’d be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homies—I know that now. I’m sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and you—head and caboose.

Read more Articles, Entertainment, Featured, Latest News, Local, Nation, No. 412, World, Year 18

Ask Flippy: Is your OF content ethically sourced? I want to goon ethically

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Firstly, I’ll ask you to remember that there is no truly ethical consumption “content” and that even small creators are still participating in a system that increases the inequality/exploitation that hides this industry from oversight. It suffocates those it takes advantage of who are trying to exact change at the grander level, buried by a number of interconnected goonbait systems.

Read more Articles, Ask Flippy, Featured, Latest News, Local, No. 406, Year 18

Ask Flippy: The Doctor Said My Joints are Messed Up. How Do I Show this Clown I Roll the Best?

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Dear Flippy, Last week I went to the doctor for a long-overdue checkup (I’m United Healthcare and figured they probably wouldn’t want to deny my claim). Overall, I’m in good health! My blood pressure is down to 170/100, and my doctor said my weight is in the 95th percentile for my height–which means lower than 95% of the population. How could he tell I’d been dieting? There’s just one problem: He said he was worried about my joints. Something about

Read more Articles, Ask Flippy, Featured, Latest News, No. 399, Uncategorized, Year 17
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