Ask Flippy: If thinking makes me am, is am I thinking because am I is?ļæ¼
Listen close. Descartes said that thinking makes me am. If true is thisā¦ I have question.
Author Archives: Jameson Onayo
Hey BBG, Just Went To A Train convention And It Reminded Me How Much I Miss You
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
Breaking: DEA Busts “Massive TdA Ring”, Arrests 15 High Schoolers Selling Takis
La Racista Chief of Police Trump D. Sucker said of the arrests, āYeah, it was a massive breakthrough. Massive. Got them Tren de Aruba (sic.) bastards. Thatāll teach āem to disrupt the supply chain again.ā
Ask Flippy: Is your OF content ethically sourced? I want to goon ethically
Firstly, Iāll ask you to remember that there is no truly ethical consumption ācontentā and that even small creators are still participating in a system that increases the inequality/exploitation that hides this industry from oversight. It suffocates those it takes advantage of who are trying to exact change at the grander level, buried by a number of interconnected goonbait systems.
Hey, Girl. This Whole Myanmar Thing Just Reminded Me Of You.
Did you hear ābout Myanmar, girl? 7.7, they said. It made me think of you, girl. Our love, it really shook things up.
Breaking: Ben Auby Attains Scheming Eunuch Status After Second Year as Flipside VP
Amidst the chaos, and amidst the accession of new president Kyra Lesmerises, the clubās real seat of powerāFlipside Vice President and chief eunuch Benjamin Aubyāwent largely unnoticed.
From a universe where nothing ever goes wrong: I have a mouth, but I don’t need to scream :)ļæ¼
Well golly-gee-good-morning, world! My name is John J. Johnson, and I have the best life ever!
Ask Flippy: The Doctor Said My Joints are Messed Up. How Do I Show this Clown I Roll the Best?
Dear Flippy, Last week I went to the doctor for a long-overdue checkup (Iām United Healthcare and figured they probably wouldnāt want to deny my claim). Overall, Iām in good health! My blood pressure is down to 170/100, and my doctor said my weight is in the 95th percentile for my heightāwhich means lower than 95% of the population. How could he tell Iād been dieting? Thereās just one problem: He said he was worried about my joints. Something about
Biden On Hot Mic; “I’m Ready To Join Jimmy On The Astral Plane.”
Not sure that we were meant to hear this.
Breaking: Election Results Overturned After Lebron Voices Outrage
āNah,ā reads the first post in Lebronās thread