Dillo Day Website Hints at Headliner Illuminati
Here, you see that the outline of the logo is a hexagon. A hexagon has six sides. Six divided by two is three. Now you begin to see.
Category Archives: Archives
Privileged Fuck has Summer Plans All Figured Out
Reports surfaced today indicating that privileged fuck Eric Beltran, WCAS ’16, has his summer plans figured out while you are no closer to an internship than you were before you started binge-watching “Friends.”
Student Annoyingly Interferes with Google Doc
“Luke for fuck’s sake will you CUT IT OUT?”
Things that were Popular when T-Pain was Popular
2007 was really the golden age for a lot of popstars, but none so much as Britney Spears. Sure, she’s done some stuff since, but the only Britney we want has a shaved head and brandishes an umbrella.
Student Group Finds Time to Meet
The five individuals compared schedules day-by-day, searching for one hour at which they would all be free. Finally, two members sacrificed prior commitments to free up one hour on June 16, 2018.
OPINION: America is Ready for a First Man
William Jefferson Clinton is just the right man for the job. He has decades of experience in the political arena as former Governor of Arkansas and a brief stint in national politics.
Analysis of Offensive Library Graffiti
Last night, to gain a more in-depth analysis of the subject, The Flipside went undercover as janitors to investigate. What we found may be shocking, but just remember: everything is not as it seems.
Beta Beta Beta Fraternity to Relocate to Qatar
The Northwestern Intercampus will be adding a stop in Doha, and the house has been added as an extension to the SafeRide service area.
We Think Calvin Klein’s Sister is Speaking on Campus
We can’t confirm nor deny the identity of Ezra Klein but if he/she does happen to be Calvin Klein’s sister, we think it would be pretty cool.
Bill Nye Fails Orgo Midterm
Upon arrival in Evanston, Nye was notified of the organic chemistry midterm he would be required to take to remain on Northwestern’s campus.