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PA Group Reunion Dinner About as Awkward as You Would Expect
“I thought this would be a fun way for us to reconnect and catch up!” said Peer Advisor Jeanine Houston, whose outward enthusiasm in no way reflects the horrible sense of clinging despair she feels at the prospect of this idea being an absolute piece of shit.
SAT Changes to Focus on “Important Academic Skills”: Which of These Describes Adderall?
What Is The Flipside Giving up for Lent?
Attempting to Write Sports Articles: Look, we aren’t athletes. Hell, most of us haven’t even gone to a game this year. But we try our hardest. We like to think that we’re as good at caring about sports as the athletes are at playing them.
Barbara Bush Cancels NYT Subscription; Chris Christie Cancels Runner’s World Subscription
Supreme Court Considers Whether Dancing for 30 Hours Is “Cruel and Unusual”
Charleston and the ACLU claim that dancing for so long is both “degrading to human dignity” and “patently unnecessary,” thereby meeting two of the principles that would render the punishment “cruel and unusual.”
Microwave Clock Once Again Accurate after Daylight Saving Time Begins
Rare Black Northface Fleece Lost at the Deuce
“I mean, people lose things occasionally, but a black Northface? At the Deuce? That’s one of the most horrible and unfortunate news items I’ve ever seen on the Internet.”
Northwestern Launches “Mortcoin” Cryptocurrency
“We’re hoping by next year students will be able to exchange their Mortcoins for Norbucks Bucks and Frontero Dineros.”
Second City Sparks Controversy with Free Class for Leprosy Patients Dubbed “Show Off Your Best Bits”