The Origin of Northwestern University’s Motto
John Evans, then governor of Colorado, knew the land well and recognized that it was ripe for growing avocados and, thus, making the great avocado by-product of guacamole.
Category Archives: No. 140
New York Times: All the News Fit for a Man to Print
Man Who Doesn’t Follow Football Fails to Create Accurate Mock Draft
Walters predicted that the Jaguars would draft an actual jaguar with the third overall pick. “I don’t think there’s a rule football players need to be human. The Jaguars will never lose again with this pick!”
Haze Joins Gosling-Culkin Shirtception War
Only a matter of time before Morty joins in.
Class Delayed Ninety Minutes by Incessant Shushing
Someone in the back went ‘Shhhhh,’ and someone else ‘Shhhhh’ed’ back at him. Pretty soon, everyone was constantly making that damned noise so I couldn’t get a word in.
STUDY: Walking with Chipotle Bag More Dangerous Than Walking With a Million Dollars
It should be noted that when the Chipotle bags contained a burrito with guacamole on it, the rate of assault went up %1.80 as compared with the burritos without guacamole.
The 2014 Spring Formal Draft Helps Students Pick Dates
We’ve rated Northwestern’s top 100 prospects, from the good to the bad to the nonexistent. Just like the NFL draft, we’re not picking any RBs and we’re definitely not picking Kain Colter.
Mother’s Day Spawns Chaos in Lesbian Household
The two wives debated the extent to which Mother’s Day was a means for people who love each other to express their feelings or yet further evidence of institutionalized sexism within our great nation’s borders.