No. 227

Area Woman Touched by Sincerity of Catcaller

“I can just tell from our first interaction that he’s the kind of man I need to be with. I’ve had my fill of guys who don’t shout demeaning things at random passerby.”

2 years ago
they look like ants from up here

Barron Trump Entertained by Puppet Government

Several sources close to the Trump family have voiced concern over how much time he spends watching the soulless pawns dance across the screen, but Marcellus isn’t worried: “If anything, this is what his father would have wanted.”

3 years ago