Sexy Morty Costume for Sale at Norris Bookstore
Multiple sources confirmed today that a Sexy Morty Schapiro costume is being sold at The Norris Center Bookstore as part of its Halloween promotion.
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Midterm Wine-and-Dines Student Before Fucking
News broke out today that a Chem 210 midterm allegedly wine-and-dined local Chemical Engineering major Tom Vogel, MEAS ’19, before relentlessly fucking him over.
Wide Receiver Christian Jones all too Aware of Drop Deadline
“You can’t blame receivers for dropping classes,” said offensive coordinator Mick McCall. “We try the best we can to work with them on the fundamentals, but dropped classes are just part of the academic game.”
A&O Blowout Canceled due to High Winds
The inclement weather had only been predicted for several weeks, so the winds and rain took the concert organizers by surprise, and the event was shut down.
An Open Letter to the Man Sitting Alone in Tech Express
I hope you’re doing well and that you’re comfortable sitting at that big table all by yourself. I can see that you like sushi based on the half-eaten Seafood Delight sitting two feet to your right.
Sororities to Include Weigh-In as Part of Preview
“The subjectivity of the selection process as it exists today endorses the objectification of women. Weigh-ins will help give us a more objective way of judging recruits, hopefully leveling the playing field.”
Westboro Baptist Church pickets Westboro Baptist Church
“We’ve been angry with the hypocrisy of mainline Christianity for a very long time, but we can no longer deny our own disregard for God’s true law,” member Steve Drain said.
STUDY: Area Student Has Minute to Discuss LGBT Rights
A recent study published by the Northwestern LGBT Alliance showed shows that the average person is available to discuss LGBT rights for, on average, one minute.
Native American on Margarine Container Marginalized
Longtime Land O’Lakes product model Alaqua Begay recently spoken out through social media against the blanket of ignorance towards indigenous peoples.
Freshman Already Claiming Winter Quarter Will Go Better
After receiving a B+ on her first assignment, Summers believes all she needs is a fresh start. “I just had to accept that this was a bump in the road,” she told her best friend Heather Heathers.