“I go through socks pretty fast because, uh, I change my socks a lot. Itās okay, though. November is coming up soon and Iāll try again then, because of No Nut ā shit, I mean, because the weather is cooler and my feet will sweat less. So, like, I wonāt need to change socks all the time,ā he clarified.
In a move preceded only twice in the history of this hallowed nation, House speaker Nancy Pelosi has begun the lengthy journey that could end in — Iām sorry, I canāt do this anymore, Paula pleaseĀ let me talk to the kids. Iāve made mistakes. I know that. Iām not blind to my faults, babe. But I shouldnāt have to get into college at 41, feign interest at the most tedious info meetings Iāve ever been to and go through the
āI hate the Kansas State fans. They think their Willie is so great, but he doesnāt even have fur.ā He then added, ābut Iām not a furry.ā
Josh, being a grammar geek doesnāt mean I have less friends. It means I have fewer friends.
āI donāt even own a pair of pants, unless my silk romper counts. But, once I get cold, I canāt even feel my legs or arms anymore so itās not too big of a deal.ā
āI didnāt know if I was really supposed to read it or not.ā Shetterly said. āBut then I started getting more and more emails about it towards the end of the summer and I kinda freaked out, so I decided to just not read it. Also, since when are books like 200 pages?ā
Before you go off and apply to internships and jobs for next summer, take a look at what Iāve learned these past few months.
“Brett Green first came up with the idea for the resolution while slurping up some Fireball from the navel of girl known only to him as āthe Other Sarah.āĀ
āFrom day one, we wanted to create a Dillo Day for everyone,ā said Bailee
Golden, Mayfestās Diversity and Inclusion chair. āHaving the multi-lingual Duolingo owl as our āethnic opener,ā if you will, is going to ensure that this Dillo isnāt just for privileged English-speakers.ā
āNothing better represents the Dillo Day spirit than the Easter Island head that Squidward lives in.”