Other mashups have been even less successful, including āAnything but Clothes but Also Business Casualā when three pledges simply stapled ties to their balls.
With a Big Mac in one hand, and a concept of a plan in the other, the President got to work
āWhat happened to the first monkey jumping on the bed, while tragic, is in no way indicative of any wider trend. As long as we avoid his recklessness and stay away from the edge of the bed, I see no way that we can suffer a similar fate.ā That quote was from Allen, the second monkey jumping on the bed, after his good friend, Sam, another monkey, had fallen off and bumped his head. Sam was diagnosed with a second-degree
Yesterday, the EpiPen files were released, concluding an RFK Jr.-ordered investigation that determined food allergies to be the root cause of autism.
A Northwestern student woke up on September 23rd expecting to find a dinosaur in her dorm room, ready to end her time on the mortal plane.
āIf I ever see a star-not-on-belly Sneetch making pancakes, Iām going to be like āboy, I hope I donāt get food poisoning from these pancakes,ā
Dearest Flippy, It was clear since I got my first pair of cargo pants that cargo beep beep–possibly even vroom vroom, depending on the engine. Traingo pants, naturally, go choo choo. It should be noted, however, that choo choo is only a part of the traingo pants. Traingo pants also chugga chugga, which often precedes the aforementioned choo choo. Boatpants, however, remain a trickier quandary to wrestle with. Boat does not go vroom or choo. Although I should note the
I assumed Northwestern had always been situated between the lands of northern Chicago and the Great Concrete Basin, so I was surprised to learn about this history.
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, itās tolerance. But if itās known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from yāall, Iām a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Danielās.