āIf I ever see a star-not-on-belly Sneetch making pancakes, Iām going to be like āboy, I hope I donāt get food poisoning from these pancakes,ā
Dearest Flippy, It was clear since I got my first pair of cargo pants that cargo beep beep–possibly even vroom vroom, depending on the engine. Traingo pants, naturally, go choo choo. It should be noted, however, that choo choo is only a part of the traingo pants. Traingo pants also chugga chugga, which often precedes the aforementioned choo choo. Boatpants, however, remain a trickier quandary to wrestle with. Boat does not go vroom or choo. Although I should note the
I assumed Northwestern had always been situated between the lands of northern Chicago and the Great Concrete Basin, so I was surprised to learn about this history.
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, itās tolerance. But if itās known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from yāall, Iām a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Danielās.
I mean, come on, it says āScheming Eunuch, weather sorcererā on his driverās license.
You think your parentsā divorce (your fault) was bad? Just you sit your pretty little sweet hottight ass down and wait, because while most divorces can be awfully messy, NOTHING,compares to this, because this nuclear family split in an incredible explosion. Scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory had been studying the family of Duncan McOkinerand his now ex-wife Sinead (nĆ©e Meadhbh), as well as their two children Martin and Julie, forover two years before their split in an incredible explosion
La Racista Chief of Police Trump D. Sucker said of the arrests, āYeah, it was a massive breakthrough. Massive. Got them Tren de Aruba (sic.) bastards. Thatāll teach āem to disrupt the supply chain again.ā
Just the other day, during my 4th out of 6 hours of daily scrolling on twitter I mean X, I saw a troubling video I had not seen in a hot second. It was that video of that fuckass robot arm trying to scoop up a bunch of red goop and failing MISERABLY. I would do way, way better. I thought we invented robots to be good at completing tasks. Take for example, the robots you see when youāre watching
As you, my dear readers, would know, for those performances my father wouldāve shown me ye olā belt. However, for that last frisbee game, he wouldāve hugged me and that wouldāve fixed me.