Area Mom to Run Tomorrow
āRunning is just one part of it; Iām also going to be eating healthier and keeping a track of my daily activities.ā
Category Archives: Headline
Curious Sophomore Disappears after Asking to See NU Landscaping Budget
āThereās something huge in those files. Maybe itās just that the landscaping contractors skim some off the top, but maybe thereās something they donāt want us to know.ā
Econ Major Relies on āInvisible Handā to Choose Apartment
“Given the counterintuitive nature of economic forcesāand how they seem to be a reasonable substitute for proactive decision making at the Cato InstituteāIām bound to get a good place.ā
Fraternity to Haze with Aggressive Emotional Support
“Itās more devastating than taking shots till we puke.ā
Weinberg Junior to Attempt Eighth Different Note-Taking Method
Having already found that his grade decreases as his distance from the lecturer increases, Isaacs hopes to find a similar pattern through his increasingly robust data on what factors correlate most with success.
Diverse Fraternity Gets Second Black Guy
Coming on the heels of Beta Beta Betaās ground-breaking decision last year to get their first black guy, this diverse fraternity is once again shifting the paradigm of what it means to be inclusive.
Op-Ed: Northwestern Needs to Eliminate the Daily
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
āSexy Mortyā Costume Back in Stores This Halloween
The costume has already sold out through online pre orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon.
Northwestern Student Body Headed Straight to Hell
āI think I saw the mad glint of their godās eye today. His shriveled white prophet made it explicit when he condemned me to hellfire lest I repent. Those are damn convincing words.ā
Local RA Only Member of Floor GroupMe
“I thought Cassidy was really cool at first, but then she cornered me in the lounge, yelling about how I missed some Saturday night info session about using the CTA.”