āThereās something huge in those files. Maybe itās just that the landscaping contractors skim some off the top, but maybe thereās something they donāt want us to know.ā
“Given the counterintuitive nature of economic forcesāand how they seem to be a reasonable substitute for proactive decision making at the Cato InstituteāIām bound to get a good place.ā
“Itās more devastating than taking shots till we puke.ā
Having already found that his grade decreases as his distance from the lecturer increases, Isaacs hopes to find a similar pattern through his increasingly robust data on what factors correlate most with success.
Coming on the heels of Beta Beta Betaās ground-breaking decision last year to get their first black guy, this diverse fraternity is once again shifting the paradigm of what it means to be inclusive.
“I get a lot more of my news from uncomfortable urinal conversations when I decide to pee adjacent to another dude in an empty restroom than I do from the Daily.”
The costume has already sold out through online pre orders, but Norris assures that they will restock soon.
āI think I saw the mad glint of their godās eye today. His shriveled white prophet made it explicit when he condemned me to hellfire lest I repent. Those are damn convincing words.ā
“I thought Cassidy was really cool at first, but then she cornered me in the lounge, yelling about how I missed some Saturday night info session about using the CTA.”
“Heās trying to pretend heās Romeo when he comes off as a coked-up Charlie Sheen every time he talks to a girl.ā