Issue 202

Sheil to Hold Coat Drive for Idiot Freshmen

“I understand now that in order for Sheil to serve the Northwestern community, we need to give these idiot freshmen the coats they were too stupid to realize they needed in Illinois,” Sister Mary said.

4 years ago
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Local RA Only Member of Floor GroupMe

“I thought Cassidy was really cool at first, but then she cornered me in the lounge, yelling about how I missed some Saturday night info session about using the CTA.”

4 years ago
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