Johnson decided to step into the ring with the furry three-and-a-half-year-old, saying that he’ll be “coming to Sesame Street to kick ass and eat cookies, and he’s all out of cookies”
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Ask Flippy: I Want to Write a Novel, But I’ve Never Fought in the Spanish Civil War or Emotionally Abused a Woman. What Should I Do?
Never fear! Many authors who know nothing about women have written pages and pages about them.
To promote the name change, West’s team rented out hospitals across the country and filled the maternity wards with banners displaying the new name.
“I don’t cry, but if I did, I would shed one manly tear into my MyPillow pillow.”
Euphoria Season 2 Drops: “Honestly We Just Had a Lot of Rhinestones Left Over that were Going to Go to Waste”
“You haven’t seen that much color and sparkle since your childhood best friend vomited Superman ice cream all over the inside of a Claire’s.”
The bottle had never tried anything like this before college, it said.
… and an email informing her that the math department had no choice but to fail her for all current and future classes.