New Survey Finds Curling to be Best Olympic Sport to have Sex to
There’s just something about those rocks that gets my mind thinking and my body moving
Author Archives: Alex Arnold
Op-Ed: If There Are 300 Million Fraudulent Voters, Why Will None of Them Date Me?
“I don’t cry, but if I did, I would shed one manly tear into my MyPillow pillow.”
Local South Campus Man’s Legs Too Thin, Gangly to Walk All the Way to Tech
Passersby described him as “pathetic,” and having “limbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.”