āIf I ever see a star-not-on-belly Sneetch making pancakes, Iām going to be like āboy, I hope I donāt get food poisoning from these pancakes,ā
Dearest Flippy, It was clear since I got my first pair of cargo pants that cargo beep beep–possibly even vroom vroom, depending on the engine. Traingo pants, naturally, go choo choo. It should be noted, however, that choo choo is only a part of the traingo pants. Traingo pants also chugga chugga, which often precedes the aforementioned choo choo. Boatpants, however, remain a trickier quandary to wrestle with. Boat does not go vroom or choo. Although I should note the
I assumed Northwestern had always been situated between the lands of northern Chicago and the Great Concrete Basin, so I was surprised to learn about this history.
For every Wednesdayth eve, during the gathering of the Northvvestern Flipsyde under the pale moonlight, the managing bard hath woven a new tale of song and script to entertain the Flippays in their minstrel ways. To the great shock and dismay of all in attendance of this gathering this week, the newly risen managing bard hath not preparād a new enchanting ballad. āEvery tuesdayth I go to rest in my liegeās domain, supportād by the great joy and excitement of
I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.I been thinking about what did us in. I was wrong to ask if youād be cool getting a train run on you by me and my homiesāI know that now. Iām sorry, girl. It shoulda just been me and youāhead and caboose.
Listen up, Wildcats: after my experiences at Dillo Day, I know that if this campus is known for one thing and one thing only, itās tolerance. But if itās known for two things, the second is finding an excuse to day drink, and as a bear who must answer letters from yāall, Iām a bit experienced when it comes to whistling my blues into a bottle of Jack Danielās.
The title says it all.
Noos, who teared up and wistfully looked up at the sky while recounting his experience, said that although he was first nervous when he woke up to see the fellas surrounding him in his bedroom, as soon as they placed their hands on him, he couldnāt bring himself to resist.
I mean, come on, it says āScheming Eunuch, weather sorcererā on his driverās license.
Hear ye, hear ye, all ye faithful rest thy knees and allow me to spin ye a yarn which ye shanāt soon forget.